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> 
>     Grandma, who was living with her daughter's family, let her
>     11-year-old grandson in from school. "What did you learn today?"
>     she asked.
> 
>     "Sex education. All about penises and vaginas and intercourse and
>     stuff," he replied matter-of-factly. The old woman was shocked
>     and reported the conversation to her daughter.
> 
>     Her daughter replied, "Mom, this is the Nineties. These days it's
>     all part of the curriculum."
> 
>     A few hours later, the grandmother was reading when her daughter
>     announced that dinner was ready. Grandmother walked past her
>     granson's bedroom and noticed him on his bed, vigorously
>     masturbating. "Sonny," she said, "when you're finished with your
>     homework, come on downstairs to eat."
>