Subject:	Women

TOP TEN ANSWERS MEN WOULD MOST LIKE TO GIVE  TO WOMEN'S STUPID
QUESTIONS, BUT NEVER WILL

1.	No, we cant be friends, I just want to use you for sex.
2.	The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all the fucking ice-cream and chocolate  you 	eat that makes  you look fat.
3.	You've got shit chance of me calling you.
4.	No, I wont be gentle.
5.	Of course you have to swallow.
6.	Well yes actually, I do this all the time.
7.	I hate your fucking friends.
8.	I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight.
9.	Id rather watch a porno.
10.	Eat it?  It took me 10 beers to get up the courage to fuck it.


11 THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR A WOMAN SAY

1.     Do you think this dress makes me look too slim ?
2.     You take me out too much, can't we just stay in ?
3.     A fake one will do.
4.     You look stressed out, let me give you a blow job.
5.     Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it.
6.     That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body.
7.     My mother is a real old bitch.
8.     No, no, you buy me too much already.
9.     Give it to me hard up the butt big boy, you know I love it.
10.    What headache ?
11.    Put your money away, let me buy the round.