Don't know if this has done the rounds yet!

Lately, I've noticed that people are always saying to me "You don't know 
Jack Schitt". Well, I finally got a bit tired of this and, as I've had some 
free time recently, I did some research.
Jack Schitt was the only son of O. Schitt and his wife Aw. Schitt.  Schitt, 
whose job in life is owner and manager of the family fertiliser company, 
married Aw who then ran the other family business, the Knee Deep Inn. The 
Schitts lived beside a creek that wound through their property, and so was 
known locally as Schitt Creek.
Not much is known about old O. Schitt's parents except that they lived 
further up Schitt Creek, beside the fertiliser plant. To get to the old 
home place, you have to go by the boat provided,  using a pole for 
propulsion because there is no paddle.
O's dad, whose name was Dam Schitt, was married to a fine lady named Luck, 
but was known generally as Lucky. Therefore O. Schitt became the first 
Schitt out of Luck.
Jack Schitt married his High School sweetheart, Noe and they had five 
children. Sadly, their first child, Holy, passed on shortly after birth. 
Next came twin sons, Deep and Dip. Later came their two daughters Giva and 
Fulla.
When Deep Schitt grew up, he married and had a son Dumb ( a school drop 
out). Deep's brother, Dip Schitt, and Dip's wife, Lotta, gave birth to a 
son whom they named Chicken. Fulla Schitt married one of the Happens boys, 
and chose to hyphenate her last name, thus the Schitt-Happens branch of the 
family was started.  Giva Schitt never married, but has three sons, Dawg, 
Byrd, and Bull.
Bull Schitt married a spicy girl named Pisa, and Bull and Pisa are now 
awaiting the birth of their first child, another little Schitt.
And that is the family tree for the last six generations.
Now, when some tells you "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can say not only 
do you know him but you know the whole damn family.