Ingredients:
>
>2x Laughing eyes
>2x Well shaped legs
>2x Loving arms
>2x Firm milk containers
>2x Nuts
>1x Fur lined mixing bowl
>1x firm banana
>
>Directions:
>
>1. Look into laughing eyes
>2. Spread well shaped legs with loving arms
>3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until
fur lined mixing bowl is well greased, check regularly
with finger.
>4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and
out until well creamed. (for best results, continue to
knead milk containers)
>5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl
and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably not over
night)
>6. The cake is done when banana is soft.  If banana
doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls

>Notes:
>1. If in unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
before and after use.
>2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use
>3. If cake rises, leave town!